June 6, 2018

so what if i have a little problem??

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June 5, 2018

in your dreams, queen.

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June 4, 2018

why have kids when eugene is a sweet baby angel all on his own?

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June 1, 2018

visited my mother for a solid 24 hour emotional roller coaster. left feeling better because i met bleep for the first time and he is my new favorite.

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May 31, 2018

my friends get the weirdest photos from me.

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May 30, 2018

my eary birthday present to myself was seeing my other other half and it was everything i could ever need or want in my life.

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May 28th, 2018

@shootstraight & i go on brunch dates and that's more adult than anything i've ever done.

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May 28th, 2018

last full day here and i am not about to miss the chance to shove boba milk tea charcoal soft serve into my mouth.

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May 27th, 2018

#fightlikeagirl #screamlikeagirl #crylikeagirl @ottoschmidt

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May 24th, 2018

flashback to our honeymoon when it dawned on me (for the 848478th time) that my husband is a goddamned thirst trap.

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May 23, 2018

mabel knows i'm packing and this is how she's dealing with it.

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May 21st, 2017

the quickest way into my heart (and pants) is through baked goods. at least he's beginning to learn. cravings ahoy!

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May 20th, 2018

eugene takes after his mom in the sense that he falls in love quickly and for something that is not so great for him. you do you, gene.

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May 18th, 2018

"i do that." - magnus burnsides.

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May 19th, 2018

my darling daughter bought me the best necklace and i will never take it off. (don't worry, it's a knockoff)

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