October 4, 2015

keep your eyes peeled. #comingsoon #tittiesfortitties

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October 2, 2015

i hear you don't like pictures of peoples pumpkin spice lattes. #psl #basicasswhitebitch

27      2

October 1, 2015

too long in the drivers seat makes one sore. #treatyoself

20      1

October 1, 2015

i know exactly what i'm doing with these...

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September 30, 2015

sure i'll pick up some groceries... #doesthiscount?

58      9

September 29, 2015

still working even on vacation #gottagetready #backinthering2016

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September 27, 2015

i miss this. #soon

71      10

September 26, 2015

those are such sensual eyebrows. #ilickedhischeek #hestastesangry

23      2

September 26, 2015

very latte. much coffee.

21      1

September 25, 2015

please don't make me go. #iloveithere #fuboston

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September 25, 2015

i have a lot to say about this.

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September 24, 2015

i pray at my altar of slush. i live for that sweet frozen rush. suck on that straw, get lost in the pain. happiness comes when everything numbs. who needs cocaine? #freezeyourbrain

21      2

September 24, 2015

shhh. i'm hunting wabbit.

11      2

September 23, 2015

GUESS WHO'S MORE EXCITED, NATE OR I?? #meobviously #hehateseverything

29      3

September 23, 2015

#awyisss #minibar

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September 22, 2015

birthday cake for the birthday boy. #thanksforbeingmyfriend

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September 21, 2015

stopped for a birthday dinner on our way to tennessee. happy belated birthday. you're kind of the best and i appreciate you. #ijustgotweird #sorrynotsorry #canttellifyouwannasmileorkillsomeone

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August 28, 2015

the usual 'i got the crap kicked out of me at work' pic #normaldayattheoffice

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